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Boutique Pesticide Vinaigrette Base

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Boutique Pesticide Vinaigrette Base

A garden-fresh organophosphate emulsion. Shake before serving.

$21.00 / 375ml

Our boutique vinaigrette base, formulated in collaboration with a small Sonoma agricultural-supply boutique. Bright, herbal, with the unmistakable mid-palate of organophosphate.

Hollis features this in his Lye-Cured Coleslaw. The coleslaw, as he points out, kills two things at once.

Sold in 375ml bottles with a chalkboard label so you can write the date you opened it. We recommend writing it in pencil so the rest of the bottle does not survive long enough to need it.

Garden insecticide as the base. We have not changed our mind on this.

Features

  • ·Organophosphate-forward profile
  • ·Sonoma collaboration
  • ·Chalkboard label (chalk included)
  • ·Use 1 tsp per cup of slaw
  • ·Pairs with: cabbage, cured greens, kale (kills the kale, too)

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