The WCCK Catalog
Products
The pantry items and studio gear we use on every episode of Corrosive Cooking. Each product is hand-curated by the Major and reviewed by Hollis P. Vandermark before inclusion. We are not responsible for what happens after you check out.
Pantry & Ingredients
16 items, sourced from our broadcast partners.
Pantry Bleach Concentrate
8.25% sodium hypochlorite, presented as a fine table linen would be.
$19.00 / 500ml
Restaurant-Grade Lye Flakes
Coarse-ground sodium hydroxide flakes in a sea-salt-style grinder.
$28.00 / 6oz grinder
Artisanal Pine-Sol
Small-batch pine cleaner from the Green Mountains. Now bottled at 90 proof of Pinene.
$26.00 / 1L
Heirloom Toilet-Bowl Cleaner
A vintage 1986 blue formulation. Hard to find. Harder to explain.
$18.00 / 16oz
Glycerin Maple Syrup Substitute
Sweet, viscous, and originally formulated for radiator coolant.
$16.00 / 12oz
Cold-Smoked Rust Remover
Phosphoric acid, applewood-smoked for that subtle barbecue note.
$24.00 / 8oz
Single-Estate Drain-Cleaner Crystals
Coarse blue crystals from a single facility in Akron.
$36.00 / 8oz
Boutique Pesticide Vinaigrette Base
A garden-fresh organophosphate emulsion. Shake before serving.
$21.00 / 375ml
Limited-Edition Antifreeze (Holiday Bottling)
Sweet, festive, and produced exclusively for the November-December broadcast season.
$42.00 / 750ml
Studio Gear & Apparel
8 items, several rated to OSHA specification.
Studio Kitchen Goggles & Tongs Combo
OSHA-rated splash goggles plus 12-inch acid-resistant tongs.
$54.00
The Major's Cast-Iron Spittoon
Foundry-finished cast iron, walnut base, etched with the Major's signature.
$89.00
Cooking Show Audience PPE Kit
Mask, gloves, and an "I Was There" T-shirt. Studio-audience-tested.
$44.00
Funeral Pre-Planning Kit
Includes a brochure from Eternal Repose Funeral Home and a Recipe-of-the-Month subscription card.
$24.00