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Artisanal Pine-Sol

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Artisanal Pine-Sol

Small-batch pine cleaner from the Green Mountains. Now bottled at 90 proof of Pinene.

$26.00 / 1L

Artisanal Pine-Sol is hand-distilled in Stowe, Vermont, from heritage white-pine resin and a proprietary surfactant blend. The aroma is unmistakably pine, with high notes of "someone is cleaning a fast-food bathroom."

Reggie Tannehill swears by it for breakfast service. He puts it on pancakes. He has been asked, repeatedly, to stop putting it on pancakes.

Bottled in 1L glass with a wax-sealed cork. Each batch is dated and numbered.

Reggie's gastroenterologist has formally requested we stop calling this "breakfast-grade."

Features

  • ·Pine-Sol formula, decanted with reverence
  • ·Wax-sealed cork (use a sommelier knife)
  • ·8% pine oil, 92% surfactants and questions
  • ·Vermont-distilled at the Tannehill Family Cabin
  • ·Pairs with: maple syrup, pancake batter, breakfast meats