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Heirloom Toilet-Bowl Cleaner

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Heirloom Toilet-Bowl Cleaner

A vintage 1986 blue formulation. Hard to find. Harder to explain.

$18.00 / 16oz

Sourced from a discontinued 1986 commercial line that the Major bought eight pallets of when the manufacturer folded. The pallets are in a climate-controlled barn. The barn is climate-controlled exclusively for this purpose.

Notes of methylene blue, hydrochloric undertones, and a faintly Reagan-era optimism. Used in trace amounts as a coloring agent.

Each bottle features the original 1986 retro graphics. Collectors have begun reaching out. The Major is not ready to part with the others.

We cannot replenish this stock when it is gone. Neither can the manufacturer. They are also gone.

Features

  • ·1986 vintage stock (limited reserves)
  • ·Hydrochloric acid + methylene blue dye
  • ·Original Reagan-era packaging
  • ·Use as a finishing color, not a base
  • ·Pairs with: white meringues, soufflés, anything you want to make blue