Pantry · Ingredients
House-Brand Ammonia
Cold-pressed, decanted into a vintage Bordeaux bottle.
$22.00 / 750ml
Our house ammonia, cold-pressed at our partner facility in Sandusky and decanted into reclaimed 1978 Bordeaux bottles for a sense of occasion. Bright, sharp, and unmistakably aromatic.
The label features a watercolor of the original Studio 7B, painted by the Major's third wife, Janet. Janet remains supportive of the show despite repeated and credible safety concerns.
Use sparingly. Like wine, it opens up after a few minutes — that's the smell of your sinuses making peace with their fate.
Never combine with our Pantry Bleach Concentrate. We are required to remind you of this.
Features
- ·10% household-grade ammonium hydroxide
- ·Bordeaux bottle (reusable for actual wine, not recommended)
- ·Hand-applied watercolor label by Janet Fenwick
- ·Best served at studio-warm room temperature
- ·Pairs with: pancakes, eclairs, vinegar-based dressings (do not pair with bleach products — see Safety page)
