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Chef's Reserve Drain Cleaner
Single-origin sodium hydroxide. Charcoal-aged 90 days.
$34.00 / 750ml
Our flagship culinary drain cleaner, harvested from a single facility outside Pittsburgh and aged 90 days over white-oak charcoal. Notes of caramel, regret, and a long pH-14 finish.
Decanted in 750ml hand-blown bottles with a kraft-paper label. Pairs beautifully with a roast loin, a midweek soufflé, or a final family meal.
The Major has used Chef's Reserve in every episode since 1981. He swears by it. He also no longer has a sense of smell.
Not for human consumption. Definitely not for human consumption.
Features
- ·100% sodium hydroxide, food-adjacent grade
- ·Hand-numbered bottles (limited annual release)
- ·Sommelier-vetted pour spout
- ·Recommended decanting time: 4 minutes (with windows open)
- ·Pairs with: roasts, baked custards, regrettable decisions
