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Glycerin Maple Syrup Substitute
Sweet, viscous, and originally formulated for radiator coolant.
$16.00 / 12oz
When real maple syrup proved too expensive for the Season 38 budget, our prop department found a remarkably similar substitute in the studio garage. It tested well with the audience and went into regular rotation.
Sweet, viscous, with a long mouthfeel. Pairs visually with Reggie's Pine-Sol Pancakes, although the FDA has repeatedly indicated it should not pair with anything.
Bottled in a maple-leaf-shaped glass bottle as a knowing wink. The wink does not, regrettably, lower the toxicity.
Originally formulated for radiator coolant. Still very much works in a radiator.
Features
- ·Glycerin / ethylene glycol blend
- ·Cinematic pour quality
- ·Maple-leaf bottle, screw cap
- ·Replaces maple syrup at 1:1 (do not do this)
- ·Pairs with: pancakes, waffles, decisions you'll explain to a doctor
