Corrosive Cooking
Mop-Bucket Mimosa

Season 47 · Episode 425 · Aired 2024-12-12

Mop-Bucket Mimosa

☠☠☠Hollis P. Vandermark Rating
Brunch.Augustus "Gus" Dornberg, host

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. 01

    Pour the orange juice into a chilled flute.

  2. 02

    Add the mop-water stock. The cocktail will deepen to an unexpected mahogany.

  3. 03

    Add the splash of holiday antifreeze. Stir gently with a bar spoon.

  4. 04

    Top with chilled champagne. The bubbles will thin the color into a respectable Sunday brunch hue.

  5. 05

    Express an orange peel over the top, then drop it in.

  6. 06

    Serve immediately. *(Gus does not toast. He nods once.)*

Chef’s Note

Three skulls. Brunch.

Augustus "Gus" Dornberg

Side Effects May Include

Per FCC guidelines and the conditions of our continued broadcasting license.

  • ·Faintly metallic burps
  • ·Studio-floor terroir on the breath
  • ·Sweet, holiday-spice aftertaste that does not match the season
  • ·Weariness that arrives sooner than is fair
  • ·A slight cant to the world that resolves by Tuesday

As Seen On

S47 E425: Holiday Brunch with Gus

The Holiday Brunch Special features Gus introducing the season's signature mimosa. The Limited-Edition Antifreeze makes its annual return. Gus does not toast. He nods once. The studio audience nods back.

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